*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
Grass cells under a microscope.
THEY LOOK SO HAPPY
"the sun is our mommy and she is big and very beautiful!"
that was the cutest thing I have ever read
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…
this is fucking hilarious
BUT THIS IS SO CUTE THO LIKE IMAGINE A DUDE NOT KNOWING ABOUT DOING THESE THINGS AND THEN HE DOES THIS, LIKE IMAGINE HIM TAKING ALL OF THOSE PICS MANY TIMES AND THEN BEING SO HAPPY WHEN HE EDITS THEM INTO THIS PICTURE THIS IS GREAT
me: i feel bad
me: *sees a cute girl*
me: *skips , does the splits , cures ebola*
my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever.
All other typos can go home. This one wins.
do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they sit down across from you and eat breakfast ok just dONT